yesterday it was greatest evening! i was on the concert of Mylene Farmer! it was wonderful, and the show was amazing! there was really a lot of people, concert hall was full! i had excellent emotions! thank you, Mylene!

since last week we haven't got a hot water.. it is a real shit! i want to have a bath,  but all what i can get- is a quick shower in an ice water.. so i will not be surpised if i get a sneeze, cough or cold or anything else in nearest time....

Since last month i have found that our friends meetings are going to be more and more bored.. i don't know.. all our talks are about their husbands, wives, children, career, pop-music  etc.. oh my God! it makes me  feel like girl from another planet - i haven't got husband, children, i hate pop-music and my job is a real shit!
by the way, i decided to improve my english, so i bought a good book yesterday - "English grammar in use", Raymond Murphy. cos i suppose that my english is awful and i do a lot of grammar mistakes.

Oh my God! oh my God!! it's awful!! i was in really ridiculous situation!! i am an idiot! it's the greatest shame in my life... what the hell is this?? why such stupid things always happens with me? it's not fair!

The weather is awful! Again. Rain, rain, rain. It's raining for 3 days already. Tomorrow it will be raining as well. And may be all next week. I don’t know. this year weather in our region is getting terrible - winter gets warmer but summer gets colder. Today is plus 13 ⁰ C and it feels like September…

"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Sure... go ahead"  = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset"  = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"We need to talk"  = I need to complain

"You're certainly attentive tonight"  = Is sex all you ever think about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient"   = I want a new house

"I want new curtains"  = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...

"I heard a noise"  = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?"  = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?"  = I did something today you're really not going to like

"I'll be ready in a minute"   = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

"Is my butt fat?"  = Lie to me

"You have to learn to communicate"  = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?"   = [Too late, you're dead]

"Do what you want."  = You'll pay for this later

A few years ago I red a nice poem about love and loneliness.. today I decide to read it in the internet, but I can’ t find it! Very strange.. I’m not sure, but the name of the author was Henry Norman.. may be I mistake, I try to find it once again. hope I find it.. However i find another wonderful poem:

The sound of horn within the deadly rocks 
And Carl the King… He can’t return in time. 
I, all I had in life, today have lost. 
The fight was lost. I know that I will die. 

Foes ran away. An’ now I all alone. 
An’ French blood in the emeralds of light. 
Before I sleep under the mortal stone, 
I’ll say my prayer for the bravest knights. 

And may be God, for my enormous pride, 
Before I go to the immortal lands, 
Told me to bury people who have died 
An’ pray for all my basely killed friends. 

Most faithful knight of France – The Count Roland. 
The biter-sweet is story of the bard. 
All faithful knights I killed by my own pride. 
An’ I’m sure in sentence for my heart. 

I know that soon I can to go away, 
An’ sleep forever under mortal stone. 
An’ stopping heart in empty chest will say: 
And even in the death I am alone.


Great, isn't it? ;) 

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.  The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny.  So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty.  She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.   There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it.  I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

A yuppie was opening the door of his BMW when a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie complained bitterly about the damage to his car.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beemer!"

"You yuppies are so materialistic, it's ridiculous" retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid BMW, you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off."

"Oh, my God!" screamed the yuppie, noticing the bloody stump where his arm used to be. "My Rolex!"

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